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The Amateur Amateur is a column about my experiences in ham radio. Since I have little technical expertise and not much knowledge of electronics, I make a lot of mistakes. I consider myself to be just an amateur amateur radio operator, but I keep pressing on and trying new things. This column details my triumphs - and foibles - and I try not to take myself too seriously. Whether you are an experienced ham or new to the hobby, I hope you find these chronicles of my efforts to be entertaining. Gary Ross Hoffman, KB0HMarch 2019
The Amateur Amateur: Little Shack of Horrors
By Gary Ross Hoffman, KB0H
Styrofoam peanuts.. they're everywhere |
I was sitting in my radio shack waiting for the local ARES net to start. Looking around, I was struck, as always, by the incredible clutter. It was a relatively small space, and I'd made innumerable attempts to clean it up, but somehow it always remained a mess.
"Do I really need all of this stuff?" I wondered.
That started me thinking. I couldn't decide what I truly needed and what was pitch-worthy if I didn't know what I actually had. I needed to take inventory.
That idea lasted about five minutes. There were just too many things lying around. Even if I managed to make a comprehensive list, it would be too long to tell me anything of value. I'd need some way to analyze it.
That gave me another idea. How about if I inventoried the items in the shack by category? Okay, that sounded like a more practical approach. Only, what categories? I had no idea. In the end, I decided to just get started and see where it all led.
Several hours later, I had my broad categories. They were:
Filth
This seemed to be the most common feature of the shack. Everything was
dusty. Some of it was just plain dirty. And the floor was
unspeakable. I knew from previous experience that it was almost
impossible to clean it all up, even for a short period of time (see
Cleaning
the Shack (and lessons learned thereof)
for the gritty, grimy details). At best, I would be able to move the
filth around, mostly onto myself. The most mysterious thing, though,
was that every nook and cranny seemed to have one or two Styrofoam
peanuts wedged in it. The same was true of the rest of the basement
as well. I have no idea where they all came from.
Clearly, everything in the "Filth" category could be thrown out. The problem, of course, would be separating the filth from whatever it was coating.
File cabinets.. a good idea while it lasted |
Documents
I included pamphlets, instructions, lists, and virtually every other
paper product in this category. Documents were everywhere. They were
on the shack's desk, the table, the shelves, sitting on other things
that were on the shelves, and most definitely all over the floor. I
must say that I had tried several times to get the documents under
control. I had installed a two-drawer metal filing cabinet in the
shack. And when that filled up, I'd installed a second one. And when
the pair of them filled up, I just gave up. In retrospect, I think
that the problem was that almost every document was unique in some
way, and would've required its own file. So, instead of thousands of
individual documents, I would have had thousands of file folders,
each with a single document in it. The number of file cabinets
required would've been staggering. Even shoving everything into 26
file folders labeled A through Z would've presented problems. Should
the operating manual for a Yaesu FT-847 transceiver go under R for
Radio, T for Transceiver, O for Operating or M for Manual, or even H
for HF? Whichever scheme I chose, I would never have remembered it,
meaning the manual would've disappeared, a la Raiders
of the Lost Ark...
filed away, never to be found again.
I actually do occasionally pick up some document and think, "I will never use this". But rather than throwing it away, I figure I'll save it for someone else who might want it, and it goes back into the pile.
Overkill
This category included things like fuses for equipment that I don't
actually have, such the targeting computer on a M1 Abrahms tank. Or,
adapters for devices that haven't been used since Thomas Edison died.
I believe that I was just trying to be thorough when I originally
bought a lot of this stuff, not realizing that nobody
would ever need some of it.
In any case, most of the "Overkill" items are stashed away in multi-drawer cabinets alongside their more useful cousins. They don't take up any additional space. I could carefully go through the cabinets and toss anything that was truly useless, but the effort wouldn't really help to clean up my shack. (Please, no comments about hoarding or Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.)
SPARKY on the left, keeping the packets packeting; HOLLY on the right, looking inscrutable |
Cables
Cables are the most insidious items in my shack. They are ugly, they trip me
up or bop me on the head, they are always
in the way, and I suspect that a large percentage of them don't
actually connect to anything. I once found a coaxial cable that
connected one transceiver's antenna port to another
transceiver's antenna port. They do this own their own, it has
nothing to do with me. I would try to remove some of them, but they
sneak over and under things and go places that I can't. I don't trust
them at all. (Read The
Cable Family
to find out how nasty they really are.)
Items that I don't use anymore
I deliberately made this category
broad. It included police scanners that can only pick up analog FM
channels, sound card interfaces for modes that I no longer use, and
many other items that I keep just in case..., well, just in case.
Items that I never used
This category disturbs me. It contains things that I thought I would use,
but never got into, such as D-STAR. It also contains things that I
would like to get into, but never find the time. But what
makes me feel most guilty are the items that I think that I should
get into, but for which I just can't develop any enthusiasm. They
would include things like electronic kits. I feel that as an Amateur
Radio operator, I should have a deep understanding of electronics. I
do have some cursory knowledge, but nothing of real practical value.
Changing a fuse is about the extent of my electronic abilities. I
want to learn and understand electronics, but the field just doesn't
hold any appeal for me.
Just classify me as "electronically impaired".
Mobile antennas hanging like bats |
"Halfway there" projects
This would definitely include my
two HF transceivers. All that is lacking is a reasonably functional
HF antenna. I covered this in several previous columns. There is also
my 220 MHz equipment, again, just waiting for me to get an antenna up
(already purchased). There are several more projects that got
started, but were never completed, including reprogramming all of my
VHF/UHF transceivers with the same frequencies used by the ARES and
Hospital Amateur Radio Net transceivers. I have the cables and the
software, I just haven't gotten around to finishing the job.
Items that don't really need me
Yes, there are a couple of things
in my shack that happily chug along on their own with no help from
me. They are packet stations, one acting as an APRS
home/weather/gateway/digipeater station, and the other a Winlink
Remote Mail Server. They packety-pack by themselves, and don't seem
to care whether or not I'm there.
Mobile antennas
I honestly don't know how I
managed to accumulate so many mobile antennas. Most are dual-band,
one is quad-band, one is CB, a few are for scanners, and one is a
genuine VHF antenna from a police detective's car (no, it wasn't
stolen). They are scattered around the shack, most hanging upside
down with their magnetic bases stuck to a foundation beam. There are
more here and there, with another collection of them sitting in my
garage.
This is one category where I can easily see myself making a serious effort to get rid of stuff.
Things that need constant attention
This one should be easy to guess. There are two personal computers in my
shack, one tower and one laptop. Both run Windows, so I clearly need
to check on them every day. SPARKY, the tower, keeps the packet
stations packeting. It also has numerous connections to various
transceivers and conversion boxes, but I've moved on from most of
those projects, so they are unused. I guess I could unplug them, but
I'm afraid to go near the cables. HOLLY, the laptop (named after the
artificial intelligence in Red Dwarf)
is primarily used to program transceiver memories. It's easier to
take HOLLY up to my garage than it is to bring my car down to the
basement.
Equipment for a field deployment
Don't get me started. That's a whole column in itself.
Summary
Well, that's the
inventory-by-category of my Little Shack of Horrors. So, what should
I do with it? Maybe I can file it somewhere.
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